everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun

(Source: fallenforminaj)